Birthday: October 27th
Birthplace: Detroit, Michigan
Current mood: Annoyed
Current music: Nine Inch Nails - Downward Spiral
Current taste: coffee
Current hair: chelsea
Current clothes: pajama pants and hoodie
Current annoyance: life
Current smell: Camel lights and hazelnut coffee
Current thing I ought to be doing: Going to work, but I called in sick. :D
Current windows open: AOL, LJ
Current desktop picture: The Kiss... a painting by Gustav Klimt
Current favorite band: Don't have one I don't think.
Current cd in stereo: Street Dogs - Savin Hill
Current crush: Don't have one. Boys suck.
Smoke?: Like a chimney.
Do drugs?: Not on your life.
Have sex?: Boys are the enemy.
Give oral sex?: Sure, why not?
Receive oral sex?: You need to ask?!
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Nah.
Remember your first love?: 4th grade.
Still love him/her?: Don't know him at all anymore.
Read the newspaper?: Dear Abby
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yes.
Believe in miracles?: Nope.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Most of the time.
Consider love a mistake?: Most of the time.
Like the taste of alcohol?: Beers!
Have a favorite candy?: Peppermint anything.
Believe in astrology?: Haha. No. Quacks.
Believe in magic?: To a degree.
Believe in god?: Nah
Have any pets: A pitbull named Hauser.
Go to or plan to go to college: Pshh. You need money for that.
Have any piercings?: Nope.
Have any tattoos?: Who doesn't these days?
Hate yourself: Sometimes.
Have an obsession?: Guys in tight 501's
Have a secret crush?: Boys blow.
Do they know yet?: Do they know they blow? Prolly not, or they wouldnt be such assholes. Maybe it's a self hatred thing... I dunno.
Have a best friend?: Fuckem.
Wish on stars?: Nope.
Care about looks?: My own? Yeah. Other people's not so much.
First crush: Jakob Keller, 5th grade.
First kiss: ....?
Single or attached?: We went over this earlier.
Ever been in love?: Why do you think I hate boys so much?!
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Don't know.
Do you believe in "the one?": Thought I did.
Describe your ideal significant other: Accepts me for me and appreciates me and all the shit I do for him. Doesn't cheat. Tattoos are nice.
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: Sure.
Have you ever been intoxicated?: As often as humanly possible.
Favorite place to be kissed?: The fucking lips, asshole.
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": By my mother... on her bed. HAHAHAHAHA I'm such a cunt.
Are you a tease?: Nah. I make good on any offers.
Shy to make the first move?: Not usually.
Rubber: Durex (HAHA!)
Rock: a bye
Hair: Blond chelsea
--LAST THING YOU:--
Bought: smokes (yup)
Ate & Drank: Pizza?
Watched on tv: Father Ted
--EITHER / OR:--
club or houseparty: house party.
beer or cider: BEER
drinks or shots: beer
cats or dogs: Dogs
single or taken: single
pen or pencil: pen
gloves or mittens: Gloves,
food or candy: What's for dinner?
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: Who gives a fuck?
this or that: that
--WHO DO YOU WANT TO:--
kill: *gets out list*
get really wasted with: Kerouac.
look like: Me
be like: Me
--LAST PERSON YOU--
talked to: cab driver
hugged: my pillow
instant messaged: Betts.
--WHERE DO YOU--
cry: my bed
wish you were: anywhere but here.
--HAVE YOU EVER...--
Dated one of your best friends? BIG mistake.
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Ugh.
Drank alcohol? As often as possible
Done drugs? Nope
Broken the law? Pshhahahaha...
Run away from home? Sure
Broken a bone? Yep
Played Truth Or Dare? Who hasnt?!
Kissed someone you didn't know? Yeah.
Been in a fight? Uh, yeah.
Come close to dying? Yes.
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: ...?
Your bedroom like?: a fucking mess.
Your favorite thing for breakfast? I hate breakfast.
Your favorite restaurant?: Ellen's Diner
What's on your bedside table?: Clock, lamp, sketchbook
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: Who does that?!
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: ...
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?: ...
What is your biggest fear?: Drowning
What feature are you most insecure about?: Nunyer bidniss.
Do you ever have to beg?: Nope.
Are you a pyromaniac?: Nope.
Do you have too many love interests?: Nope.
Do you know anyone famous?: ...
Describe your bed: unmade
Spontaneous or plain?: Spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker?: Yeah but I can't bluff for shit. I'm too honest.
What do you carry with you at all times?: smokes, wallet
How do you drive?: eh, huh?
What do you miss most about being little?: No fucking responsibility and no interest in boys.
Are you happy with your given name?: God no.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: There isnt enough money.
What color is your bedroom?: green
What was the last song you were listening to?: Closer
Have you ever been in a play?: Yep
Who are your best friends?: Don't have one.
Do you talk a lot?: Nah not really.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: Pshh.
Do you think you're cute?: I'm ok.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Not unless they're on some charity ad cutting into my TV show.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: Psh.
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?: Friends. Current Mood: tired